What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 01:39

Still no good.
Everyone loved it.
No go.
What made you feel disgusted today?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
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No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why do women have sex with dogs?
No way
Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why does a straight man like anal penetration?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
Why is it easy to make money in the USA?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
So they tried
What are the most extreme examples of hypocrisy?
They put up a sign reading
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
What are some of the best photos of your favorite Korean model?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What is the most heartbreaking or sad love story that you ever had (experienced)?
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
Do you suck dicks with no reciprocation?
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...