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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 01:39

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good.

Everyone loved it.

No go.

What made you feel disgusted today?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why did my 2001 4.6 liter Mustang GT V8 make "only" 260 HP while today's base Dodge 3.6 liter V6 churns out almost 300 HP? Both benefit from fuel injection and ECUs.

No, not a chance

Catatonics & High Colonics

If my boyfriend watches porn, does it mean he doesn’t think I’m good enough? If I am good enough, why does he still watch? Am I not beautiful enough?

Nuts and Butts

Unacceptable again!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why do women have sex with dogs?

No way

Thumbs down again.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why does a straight man like anal penetration?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What is chudai?

Minds and Behinds

Freaks and Cheeks

share office space ...

Why is it easy to make money in the USA?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Just Forget it!

So they tried

What are the most extreme examples of hypocrisy?

They put up a sign reading

Another attempt resulted in ...

Next, they tried...

What are some of the best photos of your favorite Korean model?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What is the most heartbreaking or sad love story that you ever had (experienced)?

So, the docs changed it to read

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Loons and Moons

Do you suck dicks with no reciprocation?

Then came..

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why all the fuss about Trump’s policy initiatives? Isn’t he just trying to set a moral tone for the Republican Party to make America great again?